We are the elite magical beings; the equine leaders, innovators, artists, and influencers. Together, we will reign in a new world order.  With these hooves, we unite under lascivious love to further the prosperity of our species and illuminate the planet with a rainbow of sparkles.

We are the clandestine. Our secrecy is sacred.  We protect our anonymity so that our identities may remain in the dark while the energy of our horns can harness the light.  We are selective with whom we let into our inner circle.  If you have received this invitation, consider yourself chosen.  If you accept this proposition, let's fill the pool with our favorite people.  Invite your friends and join us for a night of illumination and insubordination as the paradigm shifts towards a new system - one born from peace, love, and Fucking Unicorns.

CONFIDENTIAL TICKET INFO: 

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Extra elitist early ticket: $15 (sold out)
Privately VIP tickets: $20 (almost sold out)
Undisclosed door ticket: $25

TOP SECRET LINEUP & DETAILS: 

(Don’t even try to figure it out). 

Your mom: 8-9PM
Don’t tell my mom & the mailman:  9:10-10:10PM
If i told you, I’d have to kill you: 10:20-11:20PM
Shit, I forget: 11:30-12:30AM
Wait, what was the question?  12:40-1:45AM

Visual performances by finest bodied Illuminaughti flying and frolicking this side of Rockies.  

Don’t believe me? See for yourself.